Monthly Archives: June 2011

Scott Adams Envisions a Chaste World

Posted on June 29, 2011 by janoklark

“…In general, society is organized as a virtual prison for men’s natural desires. I don’t have a solution in mind. It’s a zero sum game. If men get everything they want, women lose, and vice versa. And there’s no real … Continue reading →

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The Meaning of Facial Moles on Region 31

Posted on June 24, 2011 by janoklark

Recently we discussed the pervert Brian Morris and his mole on 法令 Fǎlìng Region, Region 28, and now we’ll discuss another face mole issue, the 比鄰 Bǐlín Region, Region 31, or “The Neighbors.” First we need to guess if the … Continue reading →

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Possible Pro-Jew Jew Travels the US

Posted on June 23, 2011 by janoklark

Jewish producer of the documentary “Cut: Slicing Through the Myths of Circumcision,” Eliyahu Ungar-Sargon, decides to stop hating his race and start protecting his boys. Ungar-Sargon was born into an orthodox family and lived in Israel for several years and is … Continue reading →

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Unmastectomied Wimmin?

Posted on June 20, 2011 by janoklark

Well I know y’all is sceptical about this one. But there’s a major debate goin’ on in the US bout whether or not mastectomies are really necessary. Video here: http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/utJHY0tMLjo/ If you’re not familiar with the debate, Schmucky Schlongtwaddler is … Continue reading →

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A Hairy History Lesson

Posted on June 12, 2011 by janoklark

Most people think that Confucius died of old age. This isn’t true at all. In fact, it was because Confucius had a long beard and the beard blocked him from eating food that he starved to death. Many think that … Continue reading →

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MGM Debate Developments

Posted on June 8, 2011 by janoklark

Glen Beck comes out in favor of genital mutilation, calling intactivists antisemitic. First, saving Jewish boys from genital mutilation is profoundly pro-Jewish and far more traditional (as pre-550 BC OT is anti-circ). Second, Beck is supposedly a Mormon, so perhaps … Continue reading →

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The Source of Savagery

Posted on June 7, 2011 by janoklark

A casual glance at circumcision practice in the world and throughout history will reveal Africa as its primary proponent and primary source. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVIqIPU08wo The background of this practice is vampiric medicine, where the afflicted believes they must steal as much … Continue reading →

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Risking Death Penalty, Ancient Chinese Lobbyists Recommend Chastity and Save Country

Posted on June 3, 2011 by janoklark

莊王即位三年，不發號政令，日夜享樂，還下令說：「有敢進諫者，判死罪絕不饒赦！」 After King Zhuang had been king for three years, he stopped tending political affairs and reveled night and day, giving the order “Anyone who dares to attempt consulting me will be killed without hesitation.” 伍舉進宮勸諫，莊王左手抱鄭國美女，右手抱著越國美女，坐在歌舞樂隊之間。伍舉說：「我想說個謎語。」又接著說：「有一隻鳥棲息在土山上，三年來不飛也不叫，請問這是什麼鳥？」莊王說：「三年不飛，一飛必定沖天；三年不叫，一叫必定驚人。伍舉你退下吧，我知道你的意思了。」 Wu Ju went to … Continue reading →

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Don’t Do Crack, Wimmin!

Posted on June 3, 2011 by janoklark

I don’t understand why it’s normal for wimmin to do crack. When a plumber does it, it’s funny. When a kid does it, ol’ Jeebers heckles him and tells him to pull up his gosh-darned pants. But when wimmin do … Continue reading →

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Insane Chinese Smorking

Posted on June 1, 2011 by janoklark

OK so if you don’t know Chinglish, then know that “smoking” in Chinglish is “smorking,” because they think if you randomly add r’s into English, it makes it more stangda.* And boy do they smork. Fumes flow from their dragon-monkey … Continue reading →

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