I don’t understand why it’s normal for wimmin to do crack. When a plumber does it, it’s funny. When a kid does it, ol’ Jeebers heckles him and tells him to pull up his gosh-darned pants. But when wimmin do it, folks think it looks purdy or nice – but I sure as heckers don’t.
Crack signifies the butt crack. Wimmin go round sportin chest butts as a cheap way to attract cheap men.
Please wimmin, spare us the carnage. Cover your chests like decent, modest persons – like men! And enjoy attracting the better dudes among us.