Category Archives: humor

Name My Band

Posted on January 18, 2016 by janoklark

Chink Groid, Rihannig, Dueling Bamjos, Stoned Sour, Allah and the Degenrates, ZZ Towel, Ahh Terrorist, Explosive Hijabs, Towers Down, Michael Kikeson, SNWA = Sand Niggers With Attitude, I know what My Cousins did Fam, Sharia Twain, Queer, Allah Beats God, … Continue reading →

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Who are the ‘nese?

Posted on May 6, 2014 by janoklark

The Chinese are different. Well, not actually different, just lacking in a lot of things Europeans have. When you try to understand China, you don’t “over analyze”. Chinese don’t have morality. Morality is a Western concept. Chinese HAD ethics, but now they sort of … Continue reading →

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Trent Wankham: Penis Doctor

Posted on March 27, 2014 by janoklark

Dr. Trent Wankham…..Dr. Phil Dick…..Rock Hudson Wife…..Jenna Jameson Nurse…..Sasha Grey Announcer: [ ovr SUPER ] The following award-winning medical drama was first broadcast in 1951. Before Squinty, before Mar-cuss Weltby, before Dr. Kiker, there was.. [ show title card ] … Continue reading →

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Eight Simple Things You Won’t Believe Science Can’t Answer

Posted on September 21, 2011 by janoklark

I’ve always felt that science is still not dealing with many practical aspects of life, that the scientific method is the whore of money (funding), and that scientists in general spend most of their time fawning on each other, publishing … Continue reading →

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Anthony Whiner Done Lived by the Porn and will Dah by the Porn

Posted on July 2, 2011 by janoklark

From his name’s spellin’, I’d guess you’d have to pronounce it more like “winer” (as in wine-o, alkie, drunkard) or “whiner” (as in “hackers done did my twitty account! They done did it!”) than wee-ner (as in dead pig pole … Continue reading →

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Unmastectomied Wimmin?

Posted on June 20, 2011 by janoklark

Well I know y’all is sceptical about this one. But there’s a major debate goin’ on in the US bout whether or not mastectomies are really necessary. Video here: http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/utJHY0tMLjo/ If you’re not familiar with the debate, Schmucky Schlongtwaddler is … Continue reading →

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A Hairy History Lesson

Posted on June 12, 2011 by janoklark

Most people think that Confucius died of old age. This isn’t true at all. In fact, it was because Confucius had a long beard and the beard blocked him from eating food that he starved to death. Many think that … Continue reading →

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Don’t Do Crack, Wimmin!

Posted on June 3, 2011 by janoklark

I don’t understand why it’s normal for wimmin to do crack. When a plumber does it, it’s funny. When a kid does it, ol’ Jeebers heckles him and tells him to pull up his gosh-darned pants. But when wimmin do … Continue reading →

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Insane Chinese Smorking

Posted on June 1, 2011 by janoklark

OK so if you don’t know Chinglish, then know that “smoking” in Chinglish is “smorking,” because they think if you randomly add r’s into English, it makes it more stangda.* And boy do they smork. Fumes flow from their dragon-monkey … Continue reading →

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Dude. I totally have a hot girlfriend, but she’s in another state.

Posted on May 4, 2011 by janoklark

Also, like we just killed O-summa camel jockey who commanded planes into the pentagon and stuff from a laptop computer and satellite hookup in a mountain cave in What’s-it-called-istan. He’s now called Been-laden with Lead, arf arf. BTW don’t ask … Continue reading →

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