Unmastectomied Wimmin?

Well I know y’all is sceptical about this one. But there’s a major debate goin’ on in the US bout whether or not mastectomies are really necessary. Video here:

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/utJHY0tMLjo/

If you’re not familiar with the debate, Schmucky Schlongtwaddler is a very famous advocate of neo-natal mastectomies (NNM) and all mastectomies in general. He’s working with the Canadian govinment and a dyke of some sort (what’s her face?) to promote mastectomies in Africa along with Kermit Gates Jr. the Fifth. Or somethin like that.

Stephen Lewis AKA Schmucky Schlongtwaddler goes with African boys to see their sister's mastectomy operations

Stephen Lewis AKA Schmucky Schlongtwaddler goes with African boys to see their sister's mastectomy operations

Schmucky maintains that it isn’t just because of his voodoo background that he promotes mastectomies. He asserts that mastectomies prevent breast cancer and also BLT virus® contractions in up to 60% of men.

Schumucky cuddles a freshly-cut girl, forgets to hold her head

Schumucky cuddles a freshly-cut girl, forgets to hold her head

However recently this pitcher has been circulatin round the intranets.

The AAP doesn't recommend one way or the other on neonatal mastectomies, but is willing to help slick up your baby girl for a maxium fee.

The AAP doesn't recommend one way or the other on neonatal mastectomies, but is willing to help chop up your baby girl for a maximum fee.

Then the AAP came out with a contraversion report which done said it don’t matter one way or the other, thereby settin off a firestorm in the media with questions over is all these wimmin without jahoobies a thing of the past.

Give her Mamdoms™ and enjoy mucosally-induced prostatic spasms in the safety of benzene bags

Opponents of mastectomies state that couples should use mamdoms, not get surgeries

Opponents of NNM state that there are already benzene over-d-shoulder-boulder-holders available for couples – which have already been shown effective at preventing the dreaded BLT virus – and that aggressive operations just isn’t necessary.

What do YOU think?! We’d be much obliged to get your opinions.

-Uncle Jeebers

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