spaghetti monster

spagmonsterthe flying spaghetti monster is just a waste of time made by wankers, and it looks like a pile of their rank semen and ripped out balls. if you’re a woman you can be an atheist by not meditating, but for men it comes by masturbation. i have NEVER met a continent man who is an atheist. the silly world these atheists create is projected from their own demented minds. the reason they think God is the tooth fairy etc. is because they are too busy jerking off to take a minute to contemplate quietly and look inward.

of course any system can be made to look ridiculous, if the person presenting it has no clue what this system is based on.

for example, let’s assume british people cannot cook or make good tasting food, and thus cannot imagine what good tasting food is. they might call gourmet cooking a mythology, for example, and make fun of people who believe in good cooking as fatuous idiots who believe in the tooth fairy. they might make fun of gourmet chefs as having the superstition that if they study cook books they will attain knowledge of the mythical delicious food. they might smear poop on images of prize chefs, make fun of chef hats, and make porn with people in formal cooking clothes. they might then explain thus:

believing in good cooking is like believing in santa claus. people in chef school and studying cookbooks think that if they pay homage to good cooking, that they’ll be rewarded afterward by some mythical good flavor being, and that if they make a mistake they will be cursed forever with a disgusting feeling in their stomach.

or we could assume women are liars more often than not, and have no concept of honesty. in this case, women could start calling honesty myth, write a book called the honesty delusion, and say honesty is something idiots believe in because they think it’ll make them go to heaven forever, just like putting a tooth under your pillow gets you a quarter.

we could extend these analogies to anyone ignorant of something, who then tries to mock the things he doesn’t understand. quite simply, the stupidity of the spaghetti monster is the silliness of the wanker atheists who created it. it is a mirror of themselves.

atheists short-sighted, or blind, because they are wanking. this is shown in the folk knowledge that masturbation causes blindness, and also in the bible when Christ takes the scales off the eyes of a blind man (who is blinded by the sin of lust). they seek to debunk religion based on definitions and ideas of religion that are twisted, silly, or overly modern. they seem to be attacking the ideas of something an old lady said to them once in sunday school.

what they cannot understand is that God is not defined in our short, modern era. norms are not created in one generation, and norms technically do not define truth anyway. however the definition of God is true and useful as provided by traditional sources like the vedas an upanishads. atheists never read these sources. they are always reading modern bibles that were published less than 50 years ago (though Christianity has never been defined by what’s in the bible…the bible was only really collected in the way we see it today in 325AD). they seem to be clowns arguing on the other side against zionist clowns like tim hagee.

if you’re an atheist and looking to really challenge your ideas and find the best arguments for God, 1) stop wanking for at least two weeks and 2) read this article by Rastus Jones for a good rundown on what God really is.

OM and Amen

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2 Responses to spaghetti monster

  1. Amen. As I mentioned earlier, you will not find a single atheist website that promotes celibacy. They all mock it, and link it to paedophilia (as if their homosexual brethren would have nothing to do with that).

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